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His plan of attack

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Was to advance in reverse, but discreetly.

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A debater far above par

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Is the Rules and Credentials czar;

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Though his comments are witty,

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I think its a pity

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He smokes such a smelly cigar.

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While some delegates took a snooze,

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Chairman Koss presented her views ;

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The long hours are rough,

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Being short is real rough,

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So she stood on a box , without shoes.

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And very recently:

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Great progress has just paved the way

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For the Convention to feel king of gay,

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Mr. Eney's elated,

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The workload's abated

To 22 hours per day.