Dear
Santa Claus :-- Please give me a square meal.
G-rg-
T.M-1-v-n.
Dear
Santa Claus :--
Will
you please bring me a liquor
license?
Some bad boys are trying to
keep
me from getting one. I need it
in
my business.
P-h-l-p
G-n-t.
Dear
Santa Claus :--
I
am a very good little boy and should
like another bunch of popularity. People tell me
I could use it.
S-h-11-m-n
B.Br-w-n.
Dear
Santa Claus--: Please bring me another name.
Wos
y Gil.
Dear
Santa Claus :--
Please
bring me a new hatchet. My old one has dents in it.
C-rr-
N-ti-n.
Dear
Santa Claus :--
Please
bring me a chance to die poor, but don't be too sudden about it, dear Santa.
A-nd-w
C-rn-e-g.
Dear
Santa Claus :--
Please
bring me a nice book on
speechifying. From your dear friend
L-th-r
H. G-dd.
Dear
Santa Claus :--
I like
the beautiful present you brought me four years ago. Please give me another
just like it.
W-lf-d
B-tm-n.
Dear
Santa Claus :--
Please
bring me some nice, fresh, real, news.
"Ann-p-ls
Chr-n-cl."
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